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Continue to ChatAt the last minute, i couldn't wear the hitler mustache because tiger stripe ate it; and then i didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big nazi hairball on someone's front stoop. - https://www.relicsworld.com/chuck-palahniuk/at-the-last-minute-i-couldnt-wear-the-hitler-mustache-because-author-chuck-palahniuk